Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch on the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., 3/4 of the people got up and left.I guess they decided they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.