My emergency room visit….

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.It also works at the DMV, the Welfare Office, and the Laundromat

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch on the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., 3/4 of the people got up and left.I guess they decided they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.


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