In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: “ Barocky Road .”
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop, two scoop minimum.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large, beautiful cone.
The ice cream will then be taken away from you and given to the person in line behind you, at no charge. You will also be required to buy ice cream for their entire family if they will not work or are here illegally.
You are left holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream, and your wallet is empty, but you did get the “change” that was promised.
Are you stimulated yet?