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June 30, 2011
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May 24, 2011
I can’t take credit for this one. I stole it from this blog: Rural Revolution.
A slightly vulgar joke
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
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December 21, 2009
Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’
She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains …
November 23, 2009
I have found a love for reading over the last few years. Reading has been a challenge for me, if the book does not grab me in the first couple of chapters, then it usually gets shelved and never picked up again. I like books, but have a hard time getting into them at times. Here is a list of some very short books, that should take readers little to no time at all to read. This is my reading list for 2010.
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
by Barack Obama
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY …
May 12, 2009
And we ALL know who gave it to him…..
[Disclaimer: Someone emailed this picture to me, so I don't know who to give credit for it.]…
